1.
"Snowboogers
are
the
new
fashion
statement
this
winter. "
【笑死我了】

2.
"Snowman:
the
original
BAE. "
【冷就冷吧，总比单身受罪好】

3.
"Let
it
snow,
let
it
snow,
let
it. . .
oh
wait,
I
have
to
shovel
this. "
【谢谢天气预报告诉我该穿什么，但我还是想毙了你】

4.
"I
love
winter.
It
gives
me
a
reason
to
cuddle
up
with
a
book
and
regret
not
buying
thermal
underwear. "
【谁都羡慕我能单身一冬】

5.
"Breaking
news:
the
floor
is
now
made
of
ice
and
I
am
no
longer
a
graceful
human
being. "
【滑行冠军已上线】

6.
"I'm
dreaming
of
a
white
Christmas. . .
and
a
heater
that
actually
works. "
【三十岁不赚房，四十岁栽种树，五十岁晚年温饱能自给】

7.
"When
life
gives
you
snow,
make
a
snow
angel
(and
pray
your
neighbors
don't
judge
you). "
【捏烂的雪球抵极品】

8.
"Snowflakes
are
just
nature's
way
of
telling
us
to
stay
inside
and
drink
hot
cocoa. "
【人丑就该多读书】

9.
"The
only
thing
colder
than
the
snow
outside
is
my
ex's
heart. "
【你有多瞎我就有多傻】

10.
"I
don't
always
love
winter,
but
when
I
do,
it's
because
I
can
wear
my
comfy
sweatpants
all
day. "
【等我成为超级富翁，我会把全世界的热带雨林都种上银杏树】

11.
"I
never
get
tired
of
snow
days. . .
until
I
have
to
shovel
the
driveway. "
【物是人非事事休，雪纷扰，人又愁】

1
2.
"My
snowman
game
is
on
point. . .
until
he
starts
melting
and
looks
like
a
sad
puddle. "
【不开心，就数羊，睡一觉，起来妆萝莉】

1
3.
"Snowball
fights:
because
sometimes
you
just
need
a
little
violence
in
your
life. "
【上班累觉不爱，直接派点捣蛋行不行】

1
4.
"Who
needs
a
gym
membership
when
you
can
just
shovel
snow
for
an
hour?"
【夏天给你晒黑，冬天让你干活】

1
5.
"Snow
is
what
happens
when
I
order
an
iced
coffee
in
December. "
【忙什么，忙着了却心愿】

1
6.
"This
snowstorm
is
the
perfect
excuse
to
cancel
all
my
plans
and
stay
in
bed
all
day. "
【冷酷的世界没我们想的那么冷酷】

1
7.
"Winter:
the
season
of
dry
skin,
static
hair,
and
constant
sniffles. "
【有钱没感情，有感情没钱，有钱有感情没体面】

1
8.
"I
thought
my
snow
boots
were
cute. . .
until
I
realized
they
make
me
look
like
a
yeti. "
【说不出似乎对，说出了又有谁明白】

1
9.
"The
snow
makes
everything
look
magical. . .
until
you
have
to
drive
in
it. "
【要常保一颗年轻的心，把这颗心交给了一个不爱听歌的人】

20.
"Snow
day:
when
all
my
productivity
goes
out
the
window
and
I
start
binge-watching
Netflix. "
【举头望明月，低头攒资产】

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